I want a big house

Yesterday Susannah and I took a 30 minute training ride on the American Tobacco Trail. I went 5.5 miles and took a little side trip to visit a neighborhood off the trail which is really nice. It has 3 homes on the Parade of Homes which did really well in the competition. I want one! I would settle for anything on that road, convenient access to a bike trail, near nature, near city... I could be a yuppie and be happy. Anyone wanna spot me $700,000 so I can be happy?